Day 41: Yams in the Kitchen

Three of the six roommates that I have are pretty much on the Organic (Or-jan-ic) diet. All I have to say is that when there are a hippie-sized pan filled with yams at 10:45pm in the kitchen when we are having people over, you know the "Meat" is present.

Note: This post was written while drunk.

Day 40: Brooklyn gets Caught Red Handed & Beer Bottle Gutters

Technically this picture was shot yesterday but it is just too funny. How was that pencil Brooklyn?

Today's picture is of our new beer bottle gutters we are starting. They should be completely full by the weekend if Rotan keeps his bender going.

Day 39: Whip it shells

So you can buy these little canisters to fill up whip cream containers and what not, but when you put them into a balloon and huff it it gives you a gnarly head high. One of our house mates, who shall remain nameless, is pretty much addicted. We had a bunch of empty containers left and i thought about filming them in slow mo kinda like the matrix when they are rescuing Morpheus and Neo's Gatling gun is dropping bullets from his helicopter. Here's what we came up with...

Day 38: The Lighter Trick

"It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself." -American Beauty

The other day I was a little drunk but real fucking high. I was sitting in a kitchen at the island when I stumbled upon two lighters. For some reason I decided to try and stack them. After multiple tries and techniques it didn't seem likely that it could be done. Soon everyone in the kitchen attempted to do it but still to no avail. Finally it hit me.

Try it out with some friends next time your hanging out.

Also Rotan fell asleep at like 3:00pm today at his computer.

Day 37: Double America

At the end of Family Guy tonight there was a tribute to America in which Rush Limbaugh turned into an American Eagle and flew off into the sun. The American flag came up at the end and I got light headed from the America-ness that stood before me. 

Day 36: Hello Kitty Bounce House

The ass end of today fucking sucked but there were a lot of people that had fun. Our downstairs neighbors rented a hello kitty bounce house because they are Asians and thats what they do.

Day 35: "Quotes of '95"

We got this white board a few days ago and have been writing memorable quotes on it that have arisen at our abode. So far Rotan has been dominating the quotes with his usual "don't give a fuck" attitude. My two favorites are the first one and the last one. When I heard Spencer say, "If it aint easy, it aint worth doing" I could feel memorable quote maker John Wooden roll over in his grave as tears streamed down my face from uncontrollable laughter. The other one, "throw a towel on the bed and your chillin'" is Rotan's approach to dealing with women on the rag.