Day 20: Aftermath

Another successful kegger for 6595 Sabado. Last night we played a drinking game that will soon sweep the nation. It was introduced to me as "Gaucho Ball" but probably existed before a Gaucho got their hands on it. The game involves hitting, smashing, crushing, and throwing red cups. Nik Richie would be proud of the red cup nation we represented. If only they were recyclable...

Day 19: Party

We are having a keg tonight at our house and are making good use of our lemonade dispenser. It is the size of Gio as you can tell. And yes that is an MC Hammer/Vanilla Ice shirt. Who knew that much cool could fit on one t. P.S. thank you to the ladies of '93 for letting me use their internet.

Day 18: Telecine

The past two posts make me seem like my life is beginning a downward spiral of booze and weed. But this isn't true. I scheduled to get a HD telecine for my film Eres Tu. While this is exciting it is also nerve wracking because the session is $275 per hour and I am looking at at least two hours.

These have been sitting in my freezer for the past week after I picked them up from the UCSB film vault where they were being stored. I grabbed these containers from fotokem after getting them processed. Among the piles, I picked up a 35mm container from an old show called "24". Heard of it?

This container holds the color print of Eres Tu that Keddy and I cut together with our bare hands and played at Reel Loud. Unfortunately the title fell of and now it is just the English subtitle.

These containers were real cold once they got out of the boxes.

Company name: No Money Necessary

Day 17: Harvest Noon

I usually try to post a picture a day but on days like this, one is just not enough. As I was at home, my friend came in and told me that the 5-0 were onto his operation and that he was harvesting...now. Like any good citizen I offered my home and help instantly.

Neither of us have ever harvested before so we just looked at each other and the children we were about to conceive without any idea of the process. Thanks to the internet, I now feel like I could harvest a field. We separated the nugs to dry and the leaves to make hash or butter.

I was impressed by not only the frostiness of the leaves but the Hi Def quality that my camcorder can get.

While we were trimming we came across some spiders but we hit the mother load when we discovered a nest hidden underneath a leaf. There weren't any baby spiders in there though...we looked.

By the end, our scissors had built up a paste of stickiness.

In about two weeks our picked ore will become gold. The crop was lifted triumphantly as if it was an Olympic torch proclaiming, "FUCK YOU AUTHORITY!" What could have been a terrible day for my friend turned out to be a great day for two upcoming horticulturists. Just remember, we'll never get caught. We're on a mission from God.

Day 16: Weekend

This weekend marked the end of summer school for pretty much everyone. We didn't plan on having people over but it pretty much happened every night. The best part about that is you you don't have to leave the house. The worse part is the cleanup. Its always fun finding gum in random places and cigarettes in the garbage disposal.  P.S. I just bought nomoneynecessary.com so expect the blog to move and I figured out how to make the pictures "X-Large"

Day 15: Wilt "The Stilt" Chamberlain

About two years ago I went searching for the perfect piece. I had been searching Craigslist for a couple weeks waiting for a diamond in the rough. And then...it came. Some guy was trying to sell his 3 foot Beaker Bottom Roor for $200. He posted it at 5:00pm. I called him at 5:05pm.

When I arrived, it was the usual awkward Craigslist encounter until I saw him... He was sitting on the coffee table just kicking it. They packed me a snap as they told me they named it "The Elevator". I stayed polite and didn't insult them for naming a $500+ piece of glass the gayest name ever. As I left, I shut the door and giggled like a little school girl with my new best friend in my hand.

If you are mentally handicapped or a girl then you may not know who Wilt Chamberlain was but he is basically the greatest basketball player that has ever lived. He scored 100 points in a game... before 3-pointers even existed. He was also a fucking giant earning him the nickname "The Stilt".

This piece is a tribute to the NBA Legend and he keeps the name strong. While he did undergo some surgery after a tragic car accident, he still trucks on even if hes a little shorter and no longer has a beaker. I cleaned him today and he is looking fressshhhh.

Day 14: Great Fucking Day

I am having a truly great day today. Today we found out our Pringles commercial made top 5
(http://pringles.promo.eprize.com/innerxtreme/gallery?cid=p1core-tbx11.f.1800/ae2cf/1d1/6a11f5a3.f312e5ab0b76712ab3e7ca5c10fb317a) its the one with the bridge.

I also launched the rec sports commercial for Fall Intramurals. Here it is...



And here is the picture of the day taken very early in the morning. We had a Charles Shaw party last night and Gio managed to spill two glasses of wine within 30 second of each other. Look at the shame on his face.