Day 79: Love the Ducklings?

I have no idea what this is or who wrote this on our downstairs neighbors walkway, but they are damn good at sidewalk cursive chalk.

Day 78: Old School Dishwashing

Every once in a while a piece of technology breaks and you suddenly realize how helpful it actually is. A couple weeks ago a friend fainted in our house and on the way down he broke our dishwasher (Thanks James!). While our house was already shitty at doing dishes, this catastrophe sent the sink over the edge.

I decided to clean it on a whim today and immediately regretted my decision. There was mold everywhere, our garbage disposal was clogged, and the non-disposal side was full of shit ranging from potatoes to broken glass. It took about an hour and a half to clean and wash every dish so my hands ended up looking like the California Raisins.

Since the sink being clean in our house is such a rarity, I figured I should take a picture... it will last longer.

Day 77: 91/100

Not bad for going to one class...

Day 76: Briefcase

I got this suitcase about 6 years ago from Goodwill for $5. It was just a plain, sick, old school case then. Now it is busy with stickers. Originally used for storing/carrying drugs and alcohol, the suitcase is now where I store my T.A. documents. 

Whenever anyone goes somewhere I try and see if they can bring back a sticker. I've personally boughten some from Ireland, Amsterdam and Las Vegas but there are so many more countries on here that I've never been to.

The sickest sticker on here is the "St. Kitts and Nevis" sticker. Someone got it from the small Caribbean island and it is by far the most obscure location on the suitcase.

The only rule of the suitcase is that if someone gives me a sticker, it has to be put on the suitcase even if I don't agree with the message. Hence the pro Jesus and "kill the towelheads" stickers. Thanks Art!

Its starting to break after years of thrashing. The left latch either doesn't shut or once its shut, doesn't open again until you stab it with a knife. Hopefully it will last for a ridiculously long time so I can donate it to the goodwill so some other kid can get lucky with it.

Day 75: Gauchos, Trolls, and Yacht Clubs

Gauchos beat Cal Poly in OT to make it to the Championship Big West game...

Went to the house after the game and found Kevin had been trolled...

And I went to take a piss and found a Red Neck Yacht Club...

Day 74: Mini Skateboard

Not a whole lot happened today so I took some pictures of my skateboard. I have been riding this thing since 7th grade and can easily tell you it is the greatest skateboard of all time. This thing is about 13 inches long and 7 inches wide which makes it extremely difficult to ride. This is its anti-theft device even though it has been stolen three times. Thankfully it has been recovered all three times thanks to an awesome network of caring friends.

When it got stolen I didn't have any pictures of it so made this jenky sketch on paint. Its shitty but it worked.

My sister painted all of this stuff on here in 2000 as can be seen by Homer Simpson and the band The Hives

It was right after Veni Vidi Vicious came out so can you blame me?

I sacked up and bought the world's #1 Slalom wheels and some Swiss bearings imported from Switzerland. The ride is sooooo smooth. Sometimes I have fantasies that UCSB will have a slalom race through campus.

After a solid ten years of riding the paint, grip tape, and wood have eroded a quite a bit.

The green spots are located where my feet usually stand but I really have no idea why its green. Kinda looks like moss on an aged tree.

Day 73: Conan

I remember around 8 years ago I was watching TV with my Dad and Late Night with Conan O'Brien was on. He absolutely hated while I laughed my ass off. There is definitely a generational gap when it comes to Conan appreciation as he is a die hard Letterman fan. Letterman is legit but on the way out of the talk show biz. But tonight was Coco's night.

Conan pretty much told NBC to go fuck themselves with their lawsuit threats. He made some jokes regarding NBC and even brought back the masturbating bear as a means to pick lottery numbers.

 I guess NBC doesn't own the puppet string dance either.

One thing I am bummed about is losing Max Weinberg. He was always the silent victim of many of Conan's jokes. I doubt Conan will have the same chemistry with Jimmy Vavino.

Conan's First Guess Ever!

Seth Rogen was fucking hilarious. He said Shit three times, told Conan that, "Anyone can get a medical marijuana card", and described putting an engagement ring on his wife's nipple.

This was some chick on Glee. At least she was nice to look at but she couldn't really keep up with Conan.

Jack White and Conan got weeeeeet. Its always cool to see Jack White come on the show for all of Conan's historical moments.

Conan took the night as well as the largest late night talk show telecast of all time on basic cable. Fuck you Jay Leno.