Day 71: Home Remedies

Last night I wasn't feeling too good and this morning it felt like my throat got raped by a felon from Compton. I looked up all types of sore throat home remedies and tried a bunch of them so I could go out tonight and possibly tomorrow on a date party. I gargled salt and mint mouthwash, ate soup, and pretty much waterboarded myself all day but it was the classic Vitamin C that made me feel the best. Switching from a glass of Cranberry to Orange, I drank a whole gallon of juice today. Kinda like in Major Payne when he "alleviates some pressure" from a gun shot wound to a broken finger, my throat feels pretty good but now my tum tum huyts.