"Fresh off the vine since '89"
Spencer bought Wrestlemania today for $59.99 simply because The Rock was the host... and fuck am I glad he did. I felt 12 all over again. Stone Cold came out on an ATV and Stone Cold Stunnered three different people before chugging multiple beers, The Big Show and Kane fought in a 4 on 4 double tag team match that lasted three minutes, The Undertaker fought Triple H and is still undefeated at Wrestlemania with a 19-0 record (he had to get paramediced out), Snooki did a double back spring to win a tag team match, and The Rock shit on everyone (especially John Cena and The Mix). He said all of his key phrases like "candy asses", "jabronies", and the most famous catch phrase in the entire world (according to The Rock) "Do you smelllllllelelelelelelelelelelelellllllllll what The Rock is cookin'!" We got hammered and had a great time.
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